On here. I talk all the dag time. In fact, I talk so much that I've been seeing a Physical Therapist because my jaw muscles are overused. She asked me to cut back on doing too much chewing (which is torturous because I'm a chain-chewer when it comes to gum) and keep the talking to a minimum. My "clients" are probably relieved... as well as my masseter muscles.
A lot has happened since I last posted. Prince William is no longer single *insert weeping* just kidding... I literally thought it was Prince Charles walking Kate Middleton down the aisle when I saw the 24 hour re-runs of the wedding... my mother had to gently tell me that Prince William has no hair and that I should probably get my eyes checked.
Osama Bin Laden was killed. I forgot about that guy.
One of my best friends (who was also my college roomate for 2 and a half years) lent me Tina Fey's "Bossypants" book. I stinking love Tina Fey. A friend of mine recently paid me the highest compliment a few months ago: I could play Liz Lemon on 30 Rock. Probably because I'm super gross and will be single forever like her character. But I like to think it's because she is ridiculously funny and witty. However, I wasn't too crazy about her book. I laughed A LOT, and made myself read a lot. Not really liking her personal views on politics. I like that she speaks her mind, but sometimes it was a bit too much. AND she kept saying crazy stuff about how she's not skinny and has an odd-shaped body! Tina Fey, if you're reading this (because a lot of people do), you be skinny girl.
Another one of my best friends bought me a concert ticket to see JOSH GROBAN. Now this is a HUGE ordeal. I have been a fan of Josh Groban for like... 10 years. And 4 years ago, a friend of mine was supposed to take me to his concert because she got some tickets for her birthday. On our way to dinner before the show, we got a call from her sister saying that the show was cancelled. If you've ever seen a cute little animal being taken away from their mother, you now know how I felt. They rescheduled the concert, and my parents refused to pick me up from Liberty and take me back home for the concert. RUDE. So this concert... big deal. If you get sick again Josh Groban (I have a lot of famous readers), I will not forgive you.
The last piece of latest news: I have finally finished the 3rd season of Jersey Shore. They are now filming in Italy "YEAAAAH BUDDY!" Ronnie was seen walking around the streets of Florence with his shirt off while trying to jump police tape. He may or may not have been intoxicated.
I will leave you with something near and dear to my heart... something I am most looking forward to (aside from Josh Groban... remember what I said, Joshy). This is a big deal because I hardly share anything that's going on in my life. You are now catching a glimpse of a very small part of my heart. Be honored.
